Remember when you became friends with your son's kindergarten teacher and she came over so you could go to the park for lunch with her and all of your kids? Remember when you went to the park and the kids were playing after lunch and your son decided to throw a rock at a tree to try to hit a piece of wood that was stuck in the tree? Remember how his aim was WAY OFF and he hit your friend in the head with the rock and she began to bleed profusely?
Remember that?
*She's okay. Didn't need stitches or anything. Still feel like crap about it though.